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In a revolutionary move, office workers everywhere are rejoicing as a new AI technology, 1minAI, has been developed to summarize lengthy documents into the small talk equivalent of “How was your weekend?” and “Weather’s nice today, isn’t it?”

The innovative AI, which promises to save employees countless hours of pretending to read important documents, has already delivered groundbreaking insights such as “Meeting could have been an email,” and “Work harder, not smarter.”

Susan Jeffries, an exhausted office worker, said: “I used to spend hours deciphering my boss’s emails, which often read like he consulted a thesaurus while listening to an audiobook of War and Peace. Now 1minAI just tells me the gist, and it usually boils down to ‘Don’t screw up.’”

Critics argue that relying on AI to simplify complex information could lead to misunderstandings. In response, 1minAI developers stated: “The AI captures the essence of what bosses mean: come in, do the work, go home. Anything beyond that is excessive.”

The software is currently undergoing beta testing, with plans to expand its capabilities to summarize passive-aggressive slack messages and interpret cryptic post-it notes.

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