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In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, yet another AI startup has managed to convince investors that they have the secret sauce to revolutionize human existence – this time scoring a cool $10 million for their efforts.

Pathway, the latest contender in the AI arena, has boldly entered the fray alongside equally mystifying competitors Cohere and Writer. The trio is now engaged in a fierce battle to see who can use the most buzzwords without actually explaining what they do.

CEO of Pathway, Cliff Algorithm, stated, “Our platform will redefine how people relate to machines, or machines to people, or maybe it’s people to people through machines. Honestly, it’s really complex and innovative. Just trust us.”

Investors, typically known for their due diligence, were reportedly so dazzled by Pathway’s colorful PowerPoint presentation and liberal use of terms like “synergy” and “blockchain” that they immediately reached for their checkbooks.

Meanwhile, the public remains on the edge of their seats, eagerly awaiting the day when they’ll understand what any of these companies actually do, other than securing large sums of money and hosting futuristic TED talks.

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