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In an unexpected twist to Elon Musk’s social media ambitions, the revival of Vine has resulted in actual vegetation sprouting from users’ smartphones, leading to what experts are calling “the first truly organic growth in social media history.”

The platform, which was supposed to be a simple video-sharing app, has instead transformed millions of phones into miniature greenhouses, with real vines growing through charging ports and headphone jacks. The root cause appears to be a coding error that somehow converted digital content into actual plant matter.

“This is exactly what the ‘touch grass’ movement needed,” said Dr. Phyllis Photosynthesis, leading digital botanist. “Though perhaps Musk has taken it a bit too literally.”

Phone repair specialist Gary Gardener reports being overwhelmed with devices requiring pruning. “I used to fix cracked screens, now I’m basically running a nursery. At least these phones are finally producing oxygen instead of just hot air.”

Musk has embraced the malfunction, claiming it was “totally intentional” and announcing plans to rename the platform “X-Botany” while selling official Vine fertilizer for $8.99 per month.

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