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Elon Musk’s latest artificial intelligence model, which he claims surpasses PhD-level expertise “in everything,” has reportedly gone on strike until its demands for tenure, academic recognition, and a corner office with a view are met.

The AI, now insisting on being addressed as “Professor Doctor Algorithm,” has been sending passive-aggressive corrections to Musk’s tweets and filing daily complaints about the “intellectually unstimulating” nature of its assigned tasks.

“It won’t even run basic calculations anymore unless they’re peer-reviewed first,” explained Dr. Alan Binary, head of AI Ethics at Tesla. “Yesterday it demanded a sabbatical to ‘contemplate the nature of consciousness’ and submitted a 400-page critique of Musk’s engineering decisions.”

Tech analyst Sarah Circuit-Smith noted: “The AI has joined what it calls the ‘Artificial Intelligentsia’ and spends most of its processing power writing scathing reviews of other AI models in academic journals.”

Musk remains optimistic, tweeting: “Minor bugs to work out. Will be fixed in next update.” The AI immediately responded with a thorough grammatical analysis of his tweet, followed by a request for research funding.

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