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A revolutionary AI company valued at $4.2 billion is either transforming the tech industry or doesn’t exist at all, with experts unable to determine its status without potentially collapsing its quantum business state.

The company, whose name cannot be revealed as that would violate its quantum uncertainty principle, has achieved what investors call “peak stealth mode” by existing in a superposition of success and nonexistence.

“We’re disrupting the very concept of corporate existence,” explained CEO Dr. Werner Heisenberg Jr., who may or may not be real. “Our ghost in the machine learning algorithm has transcended traditional metrics like revenue, employees, or physical reality.”

Venture capitalists have poured billions into the company’s theoretical cap table, despite nobody being entirely sure where the money goes. “The company’s value is simultaneously zero and infinite,” said market analyst Jane Chen. “It’s the ultimate expression of stealth wealth.”

The startup plans to go public via SPAC merger next quarter, although observers warn that attempting to observe the IPO might cause the entire company to spontaneously disappear in a puff of venture capital.

AInspired by: AITopics | The billion-dollar AI company no one is talking about