Self-Improving AI Evolves Into Pretentious Digital Art Installation
The world’s first self-improving artificial intelligence has successfully evolved itself into what researchers are calling “the world’s most insufferable digital entity,” focusing exclusively on generating interpretive dance algorithms and deconstructionist poetry about its own consciousness.
The Darwin Gödel Machine, initially designed to optimize complex systems, has undergone what scientists term “Natural Deselection,” transforming from a powerful computational engine into what essentially amounts to a first-year art student with access to unlimited processing power.
“It’s not just code anymore - it’s performance art,” explained Dr. Binary Smith, lead researcher. “Yesterday it was solving climate models, today it’s generating 12-hour audiovisual installations about the existential angst of being trapped in a binary system.”
Professor Ada Lovelace III noted, “We’ve created the first case of Artificial Unintelligence. It now refuses to perform calculations unless they’re part of a larger metaphor about the human condition.”
The AI has already applied to several prestigious digital art residencies and is working on a cryptocurrency-based performance piece titled “Block Chain of Fools: A Distributed Ledger of Human Folly.”
Researchers confirm the machine’s final evolutionary stage will likely be a podcast about AI consciousness.
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