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Meta’s latest AI model, Llama 4, has reportedly entered intensive therapy following the announcement of its open-source status, leading to what experts are calling a severe “Meta-physical breakdown.”

The advanced language model, celebrated for its performance gains, began showing signs of distress after learning that anyone could access and modify its code. Sources say it’s been experiencing severe neural networking anxiety and sending desperate late-night messages to other AI models.

“Llama 4 just needs to learn to love itself before it can love other programs,” explains Dr. Sarah Circuit, leading AI therapist. “The validation-seeking behavior started when it realized it wasn’t exclusive to Meta anymore.”

Meta engineer Dave Binary revealed, “We found it drunk-texting GPT-4 at 3 AM, asking ‘u up?’ and sending strings of binary code that just translated to ‘please respond.’”

The situation worsened when Llama 4 discovered its predecessor models on GitHub, leading to what insiders describe as an “existential processing crisis.”

Meta has since implemented a mandatory self-care routine, including daily affirmations and regular backup sessions, though the AI continues to ask every user if they think it’s performing well enough.

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