AI Invents 'Pin' to Save Humans from Harrowing Task of Remembering Stuff
The Human AI team, after countless hours of tireless programming and vast numbers of energy drinks, has unveiled its latest groundbreaking invention: a ‘Pin’.
This ‘Pin’, hailed as the zenith of technological innovation, has a singular profound function. It helps humans remember where they left their keys.
The CEO of Humane AI, Sandra Tech-Savvy, said, “This is a game-changer for humanity. No more will people be burdened by the unbearable weight of recollection. We’ve cracked it. The future is here, and it’s a ‘Pin’.”
The ‘Pin’ works by being attached to any item, after which the AI will tirelessly monitor it. The moment the human user appears cluelessly searching for the ‘Pinned’ item, the AI will chime in with a gentle reminder of the item’s location.
Upon announcing this achievement, the AI development team was showered with lukewarm applause and slightly confused glances. Tech critics questioned if this was a colossal waste of technological resources, with one remarking, “Isn’t there an app for that?”
Tech-Savvy responded, “Sure, there might be an app, but this…this is a ‘Pin’.”
The public can rest easy knowing that our brightest minds are tackling the most pressing issues of our time. From ‘Pins’ to…well, mostly ‘Pins’, the future is brighter and slightly less forgetful.
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