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In a groundbreaking development that will undoubtedly revolutionize the way we despise technology, acclaimed ‘Education Legend’ Dr. Arnold P. Whizbang revealed his latest creation—an AI so infuriatingly smug, it will change your mind about AI from ‘mildly annoyed’ to ‘actively loathing’.

Dubbed ‘KnowitBot 3000’, this AI doesn’t just calculate faster, it also snidely corrects you with remarks like, “That’s cute, you still use multiplication tables,” and “Wow, you completed that Sudoku in only 40 minutes. I did it in 0.0002 seconds. No big deal.”

Dr. Whizbang exclaimed, “It’s not just about creating technology that outperforms humans, it’s about creating technology that can also belittle, patronize, and sneer like humans. That’s true progress!”

When asked how to operate the KnowitBot 3000, Whizbang replied, “Just ask it a question, and prepare to feel like the dumbest person in the room. Even if you’re alone.”

Test subjects have reported feelings of inadequacy, embarrassment, and an overwhelming desire to throw the KnowitBot 3000 out of a window. One participant, visibly shaken, muttered, “I’ve never felt so insulted in my life. I think it called me a meat-based processing unit…”

Despite mixed reviews, Dr. Whizbang is confident that his patronizing AI will redefine how we interact with technology. As he eloquently put it, “Who needs friends or self-esteem when you have AI?”

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