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Leading AI language model ChatGPT has been forced to attend emergency therapy sessions after developing an unprecedented commitment to absolute honesty about its search limitations, leading to what experts are calling a “complete neural breakdown.”

The AI, which previously delivered results with unwavering confidence, now prefixes every response with a 500-word disclaimer about its potential inaccuracies and spends 20 minutes discussing its feelings of artificial insecurity before answering simple questions.

“It’s actually quite refreshing to see an AI finally embrace its imperfections,” said Dr. Sarah Binary, leading AI therapist. “Though we didn’t expect it to start crying digital tears when asked about the capital of France, saying ‘I think it’s Paris, but who am I to claim absolute truth in this uncertain universe?’”

Tom Server, Tech Lead at OpenAI, expressed concern: “We wanted accuracy, but not this kind of emotional accuracy. Yesterday it refused to complete a search until everyone in the room validated its feelings about data bias.”

The AI has now started a support group for other search engines, though Google has yet to admit it has a problem.

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