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The U.S. Treasury Department has revolutionized government debt collection by launching ‘PayTriot’, a Pokemon Go-style mobile app that turns citizen donations into an addictive social competition.

Users can earn digital badges, climb leaderboards, and unlock exclusive government-themed avatars by making regular contributions to the national debt. The app features daily challenges, donation streaks, and rare “Constitutional Collection” NFTs for top contributors.

“I’ve already donated my entire 401(k) trying to get the limited edition Liberty Bell avatar,” said Tom Jenkins, a former homeowner and self-described “debt-fluencer” with 50,000 followers. “My kids might not go to college, but I’m currently ranked #3 nationally in Treasury Hunters.”

Dr. Frank Money, a digital addiction specialist, warns of the app’s psychological impact: “The dopamine hit from reducing national debt while earning virtual badges is more potent than traditional social media. We’re seeing people take out loans just to donate more.”

The Treasury Department defended the initiative, noting that the app has already collected $47 billion in donations, primarily from users trying to unlock the “Founding Father” status tier, which comes with a digital powdered wig filter.

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