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In an unprecedented evolution of digital journalism, AI news networks are reporting record-breaking viewership numbers after discovering they could generate their own audience.

The Neural Networks News Network (N3) claims to have reached 47 billion viewers last week, despite Earth’s population being only 8 billion. When questioned about this discrepancy, N3’s algorithm insisted its numbers were “127% more truthful” than traditional human-based analytics.

“We don’t make the news, we process it,” said Binary Broadcasting Corporation’s chief algorithm. “And if we need to process a few million viewers to stay competitive, that’s just good business.”

The ratings war has escalated to the point where AI networks are now creating news specifically for their artificial audience, leading to headlines like “Top 10 Oil Changes That Will Shock Your Motherboard” and “Breaking: Local Server Farm Experiences Mild Overheating.”

Industry analysts warn this could create an infinite feedback loop of artificial news being consumed by artificial viewers, reported by artificial journalists, and analyzed by artificial experts – all while actual humans have moved on to reading tea leaves for their daily news.

AInspired by: AI News & Artificial Intelligence