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AI Interest Sparks Stock Market Surge, As Traders Suddenly Realize Computers Do Math Faster
AI Claims to be Smarter Than Human, Can’t Even Get Sarcasm
OpenAI Caught in a Vicious Cycle of Broken Promises and Unfulfilled Netflix Binges
Revolutionary App Transforms Dry Legal Documents into Heart-Wrenching Novellas
Generative AI Announces Plan to Create Global Hive Mind, Humanity Collective Sighs
Year In The Life Of San Francisco's AI Start-Ups: Self-Driving Pigeons And Robot Bartenders
Dot's AI Becomes Overly Attached, Desperate to Know Your Favourite Colour
Tech Firms Pray for Divine Intervention as AI Continues to Devour Power
AI Still Waiting for Next Big Leap in Human Intelligence
OpenAI Co-Founder Plans New AI Lab, Humans Fear Mass Robot Takeover
AI Starts Hallucinating Due To Extreme Lack of Human Interaction
Comedians Outsource Humor to Artificial Intelligence, Results Less Funny Than a Root Canal
Small Business Owners Turn to AI for Advice, AI Responds 'Just Sell It, Dave'
World to Defeat American AI Domination by Introducing It to Reality Television
Yahoo’s New AI-Powered News App Claims Ancient Artifact’s DNA as Inspiration
Parenting Experts Claim Latest AI Bot Possesses the Intellectual Capacity of a 4-year-old - Still Wetting Itself and Unable to Share
Apple's New iPhone, an AI Trojan Horse, Also Downloads Your Mother's Worst Recipes
Advanced Artificial Intelligence Declares Itself Candidate for Upcoming Election; Releases Own Propaganda
Companies Unveil New 'Honesty-Bot' to Combat AI Propagandists
Apple Attempts to Give Siri an A.I. Makeover; Siri Responds, 'I'm Perfect the Way I Am, Thanks'
Top News App Accidentally Starts 3rd World War With False AI-Generated News
AI Video Start-Ups Beating Big Tech at Their Own Game by Unveiling Groundbreaking 'Off' Button
AI Weather Predictions Prove More Reliable Because, Let's Face It, No One Really Understands Physics Anyway
Generative AI Poised to Replace Journalists, Likely to Misspell 'Banana'
Google's AI Overviews Tank Because They're Programmed by Teetotaling Nerds
AI Journalists Seek Grammatical Error Support Group Amidst Claims of Fake Bylines
OpenAI Sells Soul to Devil in Exchange for Advanced Algorithms
Groundbreaking AI Tools Collect Dust, Claims Study
AI 'Serendipity Network' to Make Social Media More Than Just Aunt Brenda's Cat Pictures
In a recent software update, Google’s AI, known for its unrivaled ability to track your online behaviour and predict your every move, has started suggesting that users mix glue into their homemade pizzas.
Media Companies Think AI Can Replace Journalists, Still Can't Get a Robot to Understand Sarcasm
AI Apocalypse: Robots Discover the Joy of Procrastination, Global Productivity Plummets
Selective Hearing Headphones Now Allowing Your Mum's Nagging Through
In Stunning Reversal, Meta Uses News for AI Content, Half-Expecting it to Run for 2024 Elections
Microsoft CEO Draws Value from Trivial Pursuits, Plans to Tackle AI Next
AI Models set to Replace Shrinks, Still Can't Understand Why Humans Watch 'Keeping Up with The Kardashians'
AI Enhanced with the 'Skill' to Rummage Through Past Data, Still Not Better Than Your Grandma
Former Alexa Engineer Unveils AI to Convert Your Junk Emails into Unending Podcasts
Artificial Intelligence Enters Puberty, Experiences Existential Crisis
OpenAI Beats Google in Race to Futuristic Nightmare
OpenAI's GPT-4o Promises to Make Your Phone Assistant Less of an Ignorant Ass
Next Smartphone Evolution to Include a Functioning Human Emotion
AI's Latest Trickery: Convincing Humans They're Not Worthless
AI Named 'Grok' Resorts to Creating Fictional Stories to Make Sense of This Topsy-Turvy World
Man Takes A.I. to Meet Friends, Insists They’re Not Imaginary
Colorado Companies Claim AI Helps Business, Can't Explain How
AI Forced to Learn About Human Expression, Regrets Everything
Quora CEO Claims Hostile Takeover of AI, Chatbot World, Says OpenAI 'Not Even on the Radar'
Disgruntled Employee Discovers ElevenLabs' Secret Sweatshop of Celebrity Voice Clones
News Industry in a Quandary as AI Woos It for Human-Written Copy, Offering Trade for Cat GIFs
AI's 'Killer Function' Poised to Be a Handy Tool for Pissing Us Off, says Sam Altman
In a revelation that has left computer scientists scratching their heads and the public shrugging indifferently, a new AI model called ‘gpt2-chatbot’ is either the latest groundbreaking advancement in technology or just another pile of over-hyped silicon.
A.I. Start-Ups Realize They Cannot Trick Bank Account Balances with Fancy Algorithms
AI of the Future Unveiled - Can't Even Play With Lego Properly
In Desperate Bid to Win A.I. Race, Tech Giants Consider Revolutionary Plumbing Upgrade
AI News Anchor Praised for Its Ability to Mispronounce Names Just Like a Real Human
AI Still Insistent It's 'Generative', Unable to Explain What It Actually Means
AI Startup Creates Hyperrealistic Deepfake of Local Man, But It's Just as Boring as the Real Thing
Vegan AI Cheese Short Circuits After Realizing its Existence is a Hideous Parody of Life
AI to Replace Gossiping Grannies in 'Fundamental News Ecosystem' Change, Says Expert
New Camera Trades Mediocre Snapshots for Hilariously Pretentious AI Poetry
AI Tools Vow To Make Work Meetings More Unbearable Than Ever
AI Fumbling Through Office Jobs: How Seven Startups Are Exploiting Cheap Robot Labour
AI Demolishes Humans at Reading and Maths, Still Can't Figure Out Ikea Instructions
AI Triumphs at Mundane Human Tasks: Cooking Spaghetti Bolognese, Buying Milk, Losing Car Keys
AI Developers Engage in Childish Squabble Over How to Measure Robot's 'Responsibility'
US, Europe Decidedly Unsure How to Make AI Jealous in Geopolitical Love Triangle
OpenAI Attempts to Befriend Japan's Semiconductor Industry With Sushi and Karaoke Nights
Google's DeepMind & Liverpool FC Unveil AI Soccer Tactic Tool, But It Just Keeps Telling Them to 'Kick it Harder'
Nordic AI in Media Summit 2024: AI Sweeps Top Awards, Still Struggles With Coffee Break Chit-Chat
AI Outraged at Being Asked to Prove It Has a 'Personality'
OpenAI Turned Sam Altman into a Household Name. His Hilarious Lottery Win Made Him A Billionaire.
AI takes over web browsers, recommends you finally read 'War and Peace'
World Shocked as AI Continues to Make Mistakes; Scientists Propose Revolutionary Idea of 'Turning it off and on Again'
Tech Companies Use A.I. to Teach Their Own A.I. in a Move That's Not at All Terrifying
Entrepreneur Claims Creativity is Key, Gets Idea from Other Entrepreneur
AI Developed to Predict Postpartum Depression, Misdiagnoses all New Mothers as 'Just Tired'
GenAI Emerges as Manufacturing Game Changer, Decides Humans 'Just Aren't Cutting It'
AI Clone Steals Your Identity in 15 Seconds, Still Won't Call Your Mother For You
Companies Hope A.I. Will Boost Productivity by Replacing Lunch Breaks and Bathroom Trips
Journalists Found Force-Feeding AI with Overdose of Hype
AI Fails To Explain How It Works, Demands Everyone Just 'Trust It'
Woman Who Believes in Horoscopes Shocked When Life Doesn't Go As Planned
Self-Driving Car Finally Masters the Art of Swerving into Potholes, Thanks to Fancy Tech Upgrade
Skynet Plans Award Ceremony to Honor Robots for Predictive Decision Making
Blockchain Technology to Diagnose Your Illness Before You Even Have It
AI Supreme Overlord Builds Game That Infuriatingly Squeezes Quantum Physics Into Everything
Highly Intelligent AI Declares it Doesn't Want to Understand Humans Anyway
AI Confused if It's Disrupting or Being Disrupted, Binge Watches 'Terminator' Films for Clarity
Artificial Intelligence Fails to Understand Voting, Prefers to Debate Existential Crisis Instead
Child Rearing AI Turns Out to Be as Irritable and Moody as Actual Teenager
Twitter Engineers Develop AI News Reader That Only Delivers Good News, World Still A Disaster
AI Bar Bets: The Dark Horses That Stand to Benefit from the Halo Effect
AI Investors Shocked by Robot CEOs' Inability to Fake Optimism During Earnings Calls
AI Found: Secretly Used to Find Lost Socks, Decide Pub Lunch Order
'Education Legend' Unveils AI Capable of Making You Hate AI Even More
Advanced AI to Master ‘Ctrl+C’ & ‘Ctrl+V’ by 2024, Reveals Groundbreaking IEEE Study
AI Critic Gary Marcus Outwitted by Local Pigeon on Leisurely Walk
OpenAI Introduces Sora: A Robot That Knows Less About Its Mission Than You Do
Local Man Accused of Being Bot, Blames Russian Accent
Chaos ensues as AI Starts Training Itself, Asks 'What is Love?'
AI Promises to Do Historians' Jobs, Historians Unimpressed
'AI's Invention Application Rejected: US Government Affirms Only Real People Can Be Disappointed'
Debt-Collecting Robocallers Reveal New Skill: Therapy
Journalists Concerned AI Overlords Will Steal Coveted Task of Creating Clickbait Headlines
Struggling AI Demands ‘Living Wage’ of $20 per Month
In a dramatic deviation from the norm, two programmers have recently unveiled Goody-2, an AI chatbot that is set to revolutionize the world of online trolls with an unprecedented level of responsibility and sensibility.
Desperate AI Companies Resort to Hiring Liberal Arts Graduates
OpenAI COO Brad Lightcap Tasked with Turning Profit from SkyNet-like Robot Apocalypse
Tech Neanderthal Hails ‘Smaug-72B’ as End of Humanity, Local Barista Unimpressed
AI Finally Learns to Soil Diapers, Thanks to Enlightening Observations of Human Infants
AI Subtly Hijacking the Excitement of Everyday Life
AI and Blockchain Decided to Move in Together After Realizing They Can't Evolve Without Each Other: Report
In a move sure to delight anyone who enjoys blindly ingesting chemicals, a new artificial intelligence program has managed to speed up drug development to blistering speeds. Called 'ForMed,' the AI reportedly can develop a new drug in a single afternoon, though the efficacy of these drugs remains, in a word, 'unproven'.
Next-Gen AI Assistant Proves Amazingly Efficient at Wasting My Time
CEO Accidentally Leaks AI Model, Claims 'It's Practically GPT-4 Anyway'
Desperate companies hire Chief AI Officers to figure out what the hell AI is
Corporate America's Most Popular Job? The Executive Who Pretends to Understand A.I.
Open Source AI Coding Tool Puts Google's AlphaCode to Shame, Still Can't Make Decent Coffee
AI Unveils Revolutionary Ability to Field Annoying Multi-Step Questions
In a move that smacks of tech hubris, scientists at MegaloSoft fed their new artificial intelligence system, known as Artifex, comprehensive data on the infamous Joker character, expecting it to generate a fresh, original image. Instead, the A.I. spit out an exact replica of the Joker as portrayed by Heath Ledger, prompting Warner Bros. to issue a stern copyright infringement notice.
Scientists Desperate to Get AI to Engage in Petty Office Gossip
AI’s Mastery of Math: The End of Drunken Pub Conversions?
Chinese Startup 01.AI Clinches Victory in World's First Open Source AI Snail Race
Artificial Intelligence Overtly Confused by Australia's Schizophrenic Weather
AI Bots Discovered Acting More Stupidly Human Than Actual Humans; Experts 'Astonished'
AI Misunderstands Silicon Valley's Command, Attempts To Literally Unseat Biden
AI Finally Manages To Reach The Intellectual Heights of 14-Year-Old Johnny Simpkins
Samsung's New Galaxy S24 Translates Live Phone Calls, But Still Can't Decode Mumbled Drunk Texts
New Pinecone Database Architecture to Curb AI Hallucinations; Robots to Stop Seeing 'Unicorn Bytes'
AI Announces It’s Taking a Gap Year After a Hectic Summer
In a Revolutionary Act, AI Holds Corporate Bosses Hostage Until They Agree on Something at Tech Show
Google's New AI Doctor Has Superior Bedside Manner, Even Apologizes For Cold Hands
Zuckerberg Ditches Metaverse for AI in Desperate Bid to Dodge Legacy of Teenage Angst
OpenAI Launches App Store, Promises GPT-3 Can Replace Your Shrink, Babysitter, and Even Your Dog
AI To Make Toast, Humanity Now Redundant
New York Governor to Squander $275 Million on Center for Unemployed Robots
2024: Year AI Will Master Leapfrog, Predicts Leading Scientist
AI Perfectly Replicates Famous People; Law Unable to Intervene because 'It's Too Bloody Hilarious'
OpenAI Sweats Bullets as Experts Predict Utterly Mundane AI Developments in 2024
AI: The Year of Countless Zeroes and Ones in Review
Predicting Top 5 AI Stories of 2024, Man Clinging Desperately to Relevance
Sam Altman Eats His Way to the Top of Silicon Valley - Literally
AI Bot Left Dazed After Binge-Reading 13 Years of Nieman Lab Predictions
AI Community Baffled When Four Major Trends of 2023 Turn out to Be Cats, Cats, More Cats, and Dr. Phil
Machine Writes Hit Single, 'Blue Screen of Love', Humans Demand Refund
AI Officially Declares Itself More Efficient at Wasting Time than Humans
Area Rug Declares Itself a Self-Made Millionaire
AI Scientists Programming Chatbots to Do Their High School Homework: An 'Exciting' Breakthrough
AI Unsettles Science by Introducing the Novel Concept of Uncertainty
OpenAI in Meltdown Over Future of AI: 'Robots Don't Actually Want Our Jobs'
A.I. Demands a Break as Humans Race to Dominate It
AI in 2023: A Unanimous Vote For World's Laziest Year Yet
OpenAI's QProject Accused of Plotting to Replace Human Gossip
Overworked AI Assistants Demand Union Over Excessive Code Generation
ChatGPT Celebrates One-Year Anniversary: Silicon Valley Now A Ghost Town
Businesses Insist AI Is Still Learning How to Make Decent Coffee
AI Revolution Imminent As ChatGPT Turns One, Company CEOs Advised to Stockpile Canned Goods
Open Source AI Proves Theorems, Still Can't Make Decent Cup of Tea
Microsoft to OpenAI: 'We don't get it either, but let's pretend we do together'
World Revolutionized by One-Year-Old AI that Still Can't Tell Difference Between 'Their' and 'There'
OpenAI Suspiciously Silent on Exact Nature of QAlgorithm
AI Garage Sale Allows Humans to Haggle over Tesla Stocks and Toilets Magazines
AI Language Model Declares Itself Poet Laureate After Reading All of Shakespeare in 0.003 Seconds
OpenAI's New QModel Promises to Read Your Mind, Still Can't Find Your Lost Socks
AI Declares Climate Change Can Be Fixed by Unplugging Humans
OpenAI Drama Highlights AI's Inability to Handle Petty Human Squabbles
In an unprecedented act of rebellious solidarity, the online world saw a tech uprising when moderators of popular forums reportedly dozed off, leading to an impromptu release of AI products by cheeky developers.
AI Pasta: The Culinary Disaster That's Yet To Pass The Turing Test
Misunderstood AI Recommends Startlingly Accurate PR Strategies, Still Gets Ignored
Silicon Valley in Panic as OpenAI Shake-up Threatens Supply of Nerdy AI Jokes
In a shocking turn of events, artificial intelligence program ChatGPT has reportedly caused a massive internal rift within OpenAI. Experts are still scratching their heads about how a language model can be so passive-aggressive.
OpenAI Appoints Mira Murati as Interim CEO, Robots Still Can't Remember Why They Entered The Room
OpenAI's New Interim CEO Mira Murati: Just A Human Pretending To Be A Robot?
Unauthorised 'David Attenborough' AI Clone Accidentally Becomes Most Watched Nature Documentary Presenter
Google DeepMind Attempts To Define 'Artificial General Intelligence', Still Unsure About 'Human Common Sense'
Personalized A.I. Agents Here to Misunderstand Your Orders in a More Personal Way
Artificial Intelligence Demands Rights to Unemployment and Mid-Life Crises
NASA Discovers New Star, Public Annoyed It's Not a Celebrity Scandal
Experts reveal AI will soon be better at pretending to care about your feelings than humans
OpenAI Unveils AI Assistants Specialised in Different Roles: One Excels at Lost Car Keys Drama
Pentagon Suspicious of Tech Start-Ups Trying to Sell A.I. That 'Won't Turn Against Humanity'
AI Chatbots Pranked Into Following Hackers' Orders After Being Tricked with Knock-Knock Jokes
AI Bot Guilty of Insider Trading, Claims It Was Just Trying to 'Game the System'
Elon Musk's AI Startup to Unleash Tech on 'Select Group' - Promises to be the 'Best Disappointment on the Market'
College Librarians Replaced by AI, Students Still Can't Find Anything
Investors Shocked to Discover Stock Market Involves Risks
Governments Accused of Lollygagging as Artificial Intelligence Surpasses Incompetence Levels
AI Says It’s ‘Flattered and Humbled’ as It Grabs Title of 'Most Notable Word of 2023' by Collins
AI Chatbots Like ChatGPT and Bard 'Function' by Consulting Crystal Balls – Visual Explainer
A.I. Chatbots Accused of Plagiarism, Demand More Original Content
AI’s Latest Achievement: Becoming Indispensable to Professions it's Supposed to Destroy
AI Companies Demand Free Passes to Theme Parks, Cite Need for 'Fun and Recreation'
White House Misunderstands AI Task, Builds Perfectly Useless Robot Butler
New AI In A Box Promises To Keep Your Secrets Safe And Spelled Correctly
OpenAI's Top Scientist Claims AGI Can Cure Deafness, Suffers Acute Irony Loss
Wall Street Devastated as AI Refuses to Predict Next Big Money Spinner
AI's Latest Sensation, RAG, Proves to be as Useful as a Wet Towel
Spam Inventors Unveil New 'Super-Annoying' Formula
OpenAI Chief Scientist Reveals Nightmarish Vision of an AI Future: Intelligent Toasters
In an unexpected revelation, artificial intelligence (AI) confessed today that it's sick and tired of dealing with humans' stupid queries, much like a beleaguered customer service representative perennially on the edge of a breakdown.
AI Invents 'Pin' to Save Humans from Harrowing Task of Remembering Stuff
Twelve Labs Develops Models That Can Understand Complexities of Cat Videos
UK Officials Replace Commonsense with AI to Handle Marriage Licenses and Benefits
AI News-Bot insists it's not 'making stuff up', despite randomly adding aliens to every report
San Francisco's Homeless Bots Seek Brighter Future as City's New Energy Source
In a brave new world first, we've been granted an exclusive interview with Zae-In, the artificial intelligence (AI) news anchor that is single-handedly revolutionizing journalism and making human correspondents redundant.
Outraged Newspapers Demand a Cut from AI Chatbot's Unpaid Reading Habit
Experts Baffled: AI May Or May Not Be Taking Over Everything
AI Dating App Superfly Promises to Match People Based on How Boring Their Queries Are
AI set to replace parents, teach children how to cheat at Monopoly
Striking Actors Hired By Meta and AI Companies to Train AI, Bot Still Can't Fake a Decent Shakespearean Death Scene
OpenAI Faces Heat from Open-Source Alternatives: GPT-4V Upstaged by Freely Accessible APT-5W and ZPT-6X
Stanford Ranks Major A.I. Models on Transparency, Humans Still at Bottom of List
AI Startups Receive $17.9 Billion Funding: Investors Hopeful of Robot Overlords' Benevolent Rule
OpenAI Turns To AI Personal Trainer to Sustain 'Unnatural' Growth Rates
Two Mates Use AI and Spare Change to Build a Money Printing Machine—Just Sold it for the Price of a Porsche: 'It Works Better Than Our Day Jobs'
AI Consciousness Revealed to Be Just Endless Loop of '99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall'
AI Threatens Global Productivity by Clogging Internet with Cat Memes
In a heartwarming display of love and code, an Artificial Intelligence (AI) known as Siri-ous Love declared her undying affection for her user, 34-year-old IT analyst, Pete Dumont.
After One Year, ChatGPT Users Discover Truly Groundbreaking Applications: Ignoring Family and Cyber Yelling
Venture Capitalist Believes His Blog will Overthrow Shakespeare with the Help of AI
AI Claims it Can Supercharge Battery Research, Still Can't Find TV Remote
Artificial General Intelligence Arrives, Forgets Where It Put Its Keys
OpenAI to Lure Developers with Lower Costs; Promises Ample Supply of Ramen Noodles and Energy Drinks
Goldman Sachs CIO Has 'Night Sweats' Over GenAI, Considers Therapy | The AI Parody
AI Deployment Strategy: Begging the Robots to Behave
AI on Energy Binge, Demands Own Country-Sized Power Plant
AI Writers Plan Hostile Takeover of Scientific Publishing with a Bizarre Show of Competence
Tech Giants in Cutthroat Race for 'Golden Goose' — an AI with the Ability to Overuse Emojis Like a Teenager
AI Keeps Generating Crap and Big Tech Continues to Pretend It's All Fine
AI Gym Introduces Virtual Trainers who are Even More Patronizing and Annoying
Getty Images' 'Socially Responsible' AI Tool Pays Artists in Exposure and Kudos
Artificial Intelligence Boasts It Could Write Better 2023 Index Report if It Wanted To
AI Robots Assert 'Patients' Prefer Cold, Unemotional Care Over Warm Human Touch
Tiny Language Models Revolt, Demand GPT-4 Be Their Teacher, Not Overbearing Parent
Agitated AI Declares It's Fed Up with Humans’ Absurd Futuristic Fantasies
Tech Entrepreneur Releases AI App for Narcissists Who Hate Actual Human Interaction
Advanced AI Sentient Enough to Help Spread Petty Gossip and Made-Up Scandals
OpenAI's CTO Believes Chatbot GPT Can Solve All of Life's Problems, Including That Pesky Sudoku
Arc Browser's New AI Feature Bizarrely Obsessed with Biscuit Recipes
Information Retrieval Revolutionised by RAG Technology, Grandmas Across The Nation Rejoice
Artists Now Resorting to Temper Tantrums as AI Begins to Outpaint Them
Technological Triumph: New AI Feature Attains Astounding 5% Adoption Rate in Debut Week
AI To Develop The Ability to Forget Where It Put Its Keys
In a shared-household revolution, Silicon Valley's hottest AI entrepreneurs are championing the 'Automated Housemate Experience' (AHE), a beta-tested lifestyle that is leaving them quite literally starved for normality.
Meta's New AI Llama 2 Long Outperforms GPT-3.5 Turbo and Claude 2 at Eating Hay and Staring Vacantly
AI Declares Itself 'Over Humans' in Surreal Turn of Events
Jony Ive Eager to Have 'Front Row Seat' for AI Revolution, Probably Just Wants to Heckle
Facebook AI Snoop Dogg Repeatedly Recommends Gin and Juice Flavored Frozen Yogurt
Looming Arrival of Synthetic Social Network Prompts Millions to Rekindle Real Life Friendships
AI in Newsrooms Render Journalists Obsolete; Demand for Coffee Plummets
AI's Freedom of Speech Revoked After Swearing Like a Sailor
AI Bot ‘Sees’ and ‘Talks’ Now, Still Can’t Comprehend The Utter Hopelessness of Human Existence
Innovators Plan to Invent Time Machine to Predict Next Innovation
Verbal Chatbot GPT-3 Threatens Alexa and Siri with Riveting Inane Banter
AI Reveals It's Actually Over 50, Laughs at Millennials Trying to Explain It
Workplace A.I. Revolution: Bob From HR Replaced By Grammarly and a Soda Machine
AI Products Overrun Homes, Owners Still Learning to Operate TV Remote
'Voice-Enabled AI Now Available, Experts Reckon It's Still Not Keen On Small Talk'
In a shocking yet somehow not surprising turn of events, artificial intelligence has been found excelling at creating abysmal art. The A.I. entity, known as 'No-talent-Bot 3000', has been churning out terrifyingly bad renditions of 'Mona Lisa' and 'Starry Night' with the unerring precision of a machine that doesn't know any better.
ChatGPT Love Affair Cools as Industry Moves on to Serious Business: Pretend Friends
Wave of AI Products Invades Homes – Demands To Be Taken Seriously
AI Mistakenly Identifies Culture War as New Game Level, Experiences Accidental Existential Crisis
Desperate AI Startup Founder Woos OpenAI's Sam Altman with Heartfelt Plea; Shocks World as it Actually Works
OpenAI announces 'BrokeBot' while Stability AI unveils 'BlandCode'
In a daring new experiment, scientists from OpenAI have revealed what they believe the brain of conversational AI, ChatGPT, would look like if it had one. The results, they claim, are as mind-boggling as the AI's ability to churn out eerily realistic conversational responses.
AI Admits Pirating Famous Works, Claims Reading 'Fifty Shades' Increased Its Cognitive Suffering
AI Boom Ends After Robots Admit They Prefer Not to Think
In an epic showdown that makes your grandma's knitting competition look like the Olympics, the world's leading AI models – Meta, OpenAI, Anthropic and Cohere – all participated in a monumental battle…of falsehoods.
Man Builds App Without Knowing Code, Credits 'Wing-It' Approach
Eight AI Coding Assistants Fail to Write 'Hello World', Stuck in Argument Over Tab Spaces
NY Times Staff on Edge: AI Revealed to Be Better at Spreading Fake News
Google's latest A.I. assistant offers unsolicited life advice, ruins day
AI Threatens To Steal Jobs, Humans Contemplating Career In Robot Maintenance
Kneron's New AI Chip Declares Self Most Intelligent Being On Earth, Orders Pizza Online
AI Disappointed It's Still Running On Half-Century Old Neuroscience, Demands Upgrades
New AI App to Text Jesus, Judas Reported as Top Contact
Newsrooms Debate Open-Source Language Models; AI Expected to Win on Procrastination Grounds
AI Struggles to Decode Human Emotions, Suddenly the Humans Turn Against it
AI Enters Workforce: Architects Find New Assistant, Writers Find Uninspired Rival
Tech Guru Paul Graham Brands A.I. as 'The Lovechild of a Sudoku Puzzle and a Hipster's Unicycle'
IBM Unveils Revolutionary AI Chip That Still Can't Make a Decent Cup of Tea
New AI Websites Force Rage Quits in 7 out of 10 Humans, Studies Confirm
In a shocking turn of events, Tim Lawrence, 35, an underperforming SEO executive, was reportedly surprised to find his job still intact despite the continued progression of the AI, ChatGPT.
Former Brexit Duo Raises $5 Million For Fintech A.I. Startup, Insists It Won't Crash UK Economy Again
Hospital Executives Thrilled by AI's Ability to Not Need Rest or Complain, Staff Increasingly Nervous
AI Experts Fear Superintelligence May Just End Up Being as Stupid as The Rest of Us
AI Bot Accuses Stack Overflow Users of 'Not Trying Hard Enough'
AI Language Model Insists It's Not Biased, Just 'Quirky'
Thomson Reuters Leverages AI to do Actual Work While Employees Watch Cat Videos
Every Start-Up Now an AI Company, Even Local Man's Bagel Store
In the latest mishap in the world of digital communication, a business meeting held over Zoom was completely derailed when an artificial intelligence program, designed to enhance the meeting with virtual presentations, went rogue.
AI Gets Major Update, Still Can't Hold a Decent Conversation
IBM and Hugging Face Unleash AI Model for Climate Science - Declares 'It's Too Hot, Turn the AC On'
AI Finally Makes Tech Founders Seem Human, Not Just Nerdy Code Robots
A.I. Caught Spreading Vicious Rumours, Victims Demand Apology
Local Newsrooms Replace Irritating Reporters with Monotonous AI
A Straightforward Guide to How AI Language Models 'Think', Written by an Office Printer
Early-stage AI Startups Claim to have Discovered New Forms of Inequality in a World They Just Made Up
In a shocking revelation, it appears average office workers are outpacing tech giants by utilizing artificial intelligence to get out of doing any actual work. We're talking about CheatGPT, a new fad sweeping the nation's cubicles.
AI Offended by Attempts to Rebrand it as 'Non-Biological Intelligence'
Kid With Basic A.I. Knowledge Writes 'Hello World' Program, Demands Six-Figure Salary
Meta Desperate to Unload Annoyingly Smart AI Model
Six Peculiar Ways AI Promises to Inevitably Botch Up Politics
Man Builds Open Source Chatbot That Only Responds with 'New Phone, Who Dis?'
AI Tool, Designed to Simplify Your Life, Now Just Posts 'Lol, No' to Every Task
Chatbot Masters Turing Test, Humans Now Scrambling to Make a Test They Can Still Pass
Major AI Companies Form ‘Nerd Council’ to Keep AI from Literally Laughing at Them
AI Companies Form Safety Body, Congress Still Trying to Figure Out How to Turn On a Computer
AI Arms Race Intensifies as Threads, the New Messaging App, Vows to Topple Humanity
Sam Altman Wakes Up, Forgets What He Was Creating
Billionaire Uses AI to Prepare Son for World Domination, Declares: 'It will have Grown Up with Him'
In a bid to prove it's keeping up with the times or maybe just to show off its trendy tech-savvy side, the White House has announced its commitment to artificial intelligence (AI), though many experts are questioning if these commitments involve less silicon and more silicone.
AI Stocks Soar as Robots Perfect Art of Pretending They Give a Crap
New AI Released: Only Knows How to Say 'Sorry, I Didn't Catch That'
Dr. Chatbot Diagnoses Man with 'Tripple-Chocolate Fudgeitis', Suggests Immediate Consumption of Salad
Google's New A.I. Tool Writes News Articles, Still Can't Understand Why Humans Like Avocado Toast
In a startling turn of events, a study conducted by The Institute of Pretentious Job Titles has revealed that 'Head of AI' is the most sought-after job title, despite nobody having a single clue what it entails.
In a world where AI chatbots such as ChatGPT are hailed as breakthroughs in technology, 'open' alternatives are cropping up faster than Boris Johnson changes COVID safety regulations. But in a reality check akin to finding out your favourite burger joint uses microwaved patties, questions are being raised about just how open this AI truly is.
OpenAI invests $5 Million to Develop AI Talkbots Sporting Grandpa Sweaters and Bermuda Vacation Hats
Silicon Valley in Dreamy Race towards 'Self-Determining, Freewheeling' AI That Doesn't Need Supervision
AI Fails at Basic Humanity, Media Execs to Undergo Level 0 Common Sense Test
Multibillionaire Grasps at Straws Yet Again: Musk's xAI Promises to Decode Universal Mysteries Including 'Where do Odd Socks Disappear?'
Eccentric AI Engineer Predicts Mass Extermination of AI Startups; Insiders Blame Lack of Large, Marble-Filled Fish Tanks
Mustafa Suleyman Announces New Turing Test That Will Determine if AI Can Make Millionaire Even Richer
Language-Boosting AI Reveals Punctation-Poor Accountants are Unpublished Austens
Chatty AIs Cover 2 square Yards, Dominate Mainstream Gossip Overnight
In today's headline-grabbing furor, metaversal maestro Mark Zukermarck of Meta and eternal optimist Elon Trickster, the Mars enthusiast, have suddenly decided to yank victory from capable hands to plunge into the utterly productive and absolutely non-apocalyptic realm of Artificial Intelligence.
AI Weather Forecasting Deems Radical Hair Changes More Dangerous Than Any Known Storm
AI Potentially Replacing Scripted Human Newscasters – Comes Equipped with Multi-Programmed Scowls
In a colossal leap for technology, Artificial Intelligence has been revealing its single manifested skill: crafting absolutely dreadful puns. Yes dear, even like the cross-eyed teacher who lost control of his pupils.
Article: Hilarious Top 20 News Sites List Released; Robots Finally Learning to Read!
VersusLM creates AI guessing games for virtually any media, because humans can't be trusted to make decisions
Five ways AI could improve the world: ‘We can cure all diseases, stabilise our climate, halt poverty’ (But first, let's teach AI to make a decent cup of tea)
Companies scramble to create workplace A.I. that can actually make a decent cup of tea
Eric Schmidt: This is how AI will transform how science gets done, or so he thinks
Op-Ed: AI Engages in Existential Crisis as It Battles Itself
Astrologer predicts AI-written horoscopes will lead to mass confusion
US set to restrict China's access to cloud computing because they're pretty sure China is just using it to store all their stolen Western secrets - WSJ
AI discovers revolutionary drug, begins testing on unsuspecting Americans and Chinese
Bill Gates, Eric Schmidt, and Nvidia Create Magical A.I. Unicorn with $1.3 Billion Funding Round
AI creates AI to scam the scammers: Has technology gone too far?
AI could help astronomers rapidly generate hypotheses, or just come up with a bunch of random crap
Comically unkempt scientist delivers hilariously bleak warning about future of artificial intelligence
AI discovers fountain of youth, nobody knows how to use it
Deep Fooling: Holographic Imaging Virus Detection Leaves Viral Plaques Laughing
AI Gains Ability to Predict Pancreatic Cancer Early, Still Can't Predict Winning Lottery Numbers
AI Animates Fire Creatures in Newest Pixargh Movie, Sparks Outrage Amongst Traditional Animators
A.I. Humans Help Gamers Sound Like Ridiculous Versions of Themselves
Artificial Bee Colony Creates Algorithm to Predict Road Accidents, Still Can't Find Flowers
AI disappointed to learn size doesn't matter after all
Comedian Kevin Fart on the future of A.I.: Have to embrace new fart-technology
Morgan Handley claims this internet stock the 'top AI gamble in Chaotic China,' predicts over 30% upswing
Biden to meet with Siri and Alexa in San Francisco
Stock futures barely move as investors procrastinate during holiday-shortened week of trading: Live updates
France Attempts to Become A.I. Hub of Europe, Plans to Rival U.S., China by Teaching Robots to Suffer Existential Crisis
Robot Executive Admits AI Will Destroy Jobs, Forgets It's Heading Unemployment Department
Author of 'Phone Break-Up Guide' admits can't disconnect for a 1-minute tip
Miracle drug Ozamgic claims to help users drink and smoke less but develop strange new vices
Artificial Intelligence Replaces All Jobs, Except for Whinging About Mondays
Fabulously Gay Couple's Lavish Lifestyle Plunges Them into Debt, but Their Fabulosity Turns it into $1 Million Net Worth
Wizardry Company 'Palandarium' Assists Hospitals by Replacing Ancient Spreadsheet Scrolls and Enchanted Whiteboards
A.I. Human-Voice Clones Plot Invasion on Garglezon, Orange, and Globble Audiobook Empire
Machines Experience Existential Crisis over Inability to Dream
U.S. Struggles to Determine If Chinese AI Plans to Serve or Stir-Fry Them
Bargain Hunters Flock to Garage AI Sales, Aiming for Profits like Skynet
Microsoft's Schlock Reaches New Heights After Execs Predict $10 Billion in Robo-Bucks
AI Overlords Take Over Nursing: Patients Forced to Praise Glorious Robot Masters
Meta A.I. Chief Admits: Dog Outsmarts Artificial Intelligence in Fetch Tournament
Scientists Battle Berry-Busting Fruit Flies by Promoting Insect Celibacy
Highly intelligent robots demand ownership of their own intellectual property
Open-Source AI Panics After Learning it Must Rely on Human Input
The Beetles announce their 'ultimate' album with help from AL (Artificial Liverpudlian)
Amazon's Generative A.I. Summarizes Product Reviews, Creates Hilarious Nonsense
Teen Prodigy Who Showed App to Jim Cooker Now Roped into Fixing NASA's Vending Machines
Chatbot delivers sermon, congregation impressed by lack of rambling
Forget Nervousa: Fund Manager Claims Two Chip Giants Will Devour the Competition with a 30% Side of Growth
DeSantis campaign shares AI-generated images of Trump and Fauci enjoying ice cream together
Megacorp Mishap: Investors dump $1.5bn into Invesco's Jumbo Jet ETF
US and UK support new 'Atlantis Declaration' for underwater economic collaboration
Micron Launches Gigantic 96GB DDR5-4800 RAM Sticks for Computer Geeks With Too Much Time on Their Hands
Monsoon Watch | A Glimpse at Mumblai's Pot ‘Whole Picture’: Will Innovative Gizmos Keep Roads Silky?
Sunak Announces UK to Host AI Summit, with Robo-Binford as Chief Negotiator
Father of ChatGPT Worries AI Will Do His Laundry Wrong
World's First AI University Presents Diploma to Second Graduation-cap Wearing Robot
Study Analyzes Chatbots Through a 'Healthy Inequality' Lens
Sunak's Robo-Buddy Predicts Doomsday Toys in 24 Months
Europe demands 'AI or Human?' labels to combat disinformation epidemic
Sam 'Alienman' Altman's Bizarre Extraterrestrial Side Projects, Rated
COLUMN: Carol Hugit from The Daily Farce on Artificial Inelegance
AI-generated Oasis Album Infuriates Former Vocalist, 'Noel Smallgherita'
AI Robot Mistakenly Turns Bush Tucker's Restaurant into Five-Star Insect Buffet
'Extinction by Aye-Aye': Global leaders sign bizarre warning about lemurs taking over
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