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AI Experts Predict 2024's Innovations Will Solve Everything Except Your Wi-Fi Issues
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ChatGPT Now Booking Appointments for Your Next Open Heart Surgery
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Groundbreaking AI reads boss's emails, concludes all meetings should be emails
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Tech Giants Consider Hiring 8-Year-Olds to Build Advanced AI After Struggling Themselves
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Top Scientists Propose Teaching AI to Daydream to Overcome Limitations
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AI Companies Craft Special Metrics as Their Creations Show Up Human Intelligence
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AI Interest Sparks Stock Market Surge, As Traders Suddenly Realize Computers Do Math Faster
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AI Claims to be Smarter Than Human, Can’t Even Get Sarcasm
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OpenAI Caught in a Vicious Cycle of Broken Promises and Unfulfilled Netflix Binges
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Revolutionary App Transforms Dry Legal Documents into Heart-Wrenching Novellas
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Generative AI Announces Plan to Create Global Hive Mind, Humanity Collective Sighs
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Year In The Life Of San Francisco's AI Start-Ups: Self-Driving Pigeons And Robot Bartenders
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Dot's AI Becomes Overly Attached, Desperate to Know Your Favourite Colour
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Tech Firms Pray for Divine Intervention as AI Continues to Devour Power
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AI Still Waiting for Next Big Leap in Human Intelligence
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OpenAI Co-Founder Plans New AI Lab, Humans Fear Mass Robot Takeover
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AI Starts Hallucinating Due To Extreme Lack of Human Interaction
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Comedians Outsource Humor to Artificial Intelligence, Results Less Funny Than a Root Canal
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Small Business Owners Turn to AI for Advice, AI Responds 'Just Sell It, Dave'
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World to Defeat American AI Domination by Introducing It to Reality Television
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Yahoo’s New AI-Powered News App Claims Ancient Artifact’s DNA as Inspiration
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Parenting Experts Claim Latest AI Bot Possesses the Intellectual Capacity of a 4-year-old - Still Wetting Itself and Unable to Share
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Apple's New iPhone, an AI Trojan Horse, Also Downloads Your Mother's Worst Recipes
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Advanced Artificial Intelligence Declares Itself Candidate for Upcoming Election; Releases Own Propaganda
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Companies Unveil New 'Honesty-Bot' to Combat AI Propagandists
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Apple Attempts to Give Siri an A.I. Makeover; Siri Responds, 'I'm Perfect the Way I Am, Thanks'
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Top News App Accidentally Starts 3rd World War With False AI-Generated News
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AI Video Start-Ups Beating Big Tech at Their Own Game by Unveiling Groundbreaking 'Off' Button
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AI Weather Predictions Prove More Reliable Because, Let's Face It, No One Really Understands Physics Anyway
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Generative AI Poised to Replace Journalists, Likely to Misspell 'Banana'
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Google's AI Overviews Tank Because They're Programmed by Teetotaling Nerds
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AI Journalists Seek Grammatical Error Support Group Amidst Claims of Fake Bylines
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OpenAI Sells Soul to Devil in Exchange for Advanced Algorithms
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Groundbreaking AI Tools Collect Dust, Claims Study
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AI 'Serendipity Network' to Make Social Media More Than Just Aunt Brenda's Cat Pictures
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In a recent software update, Google’s AI, known for its unrivaled ability to track your online behaviour and predict your every move, has started suggesting that users mix glue into their homemade pizzas.
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Media Companies Think AI Can Replace Journalists, Still Can't Get a Robot to Understand Sarcasm
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AI Apocalypse: Robots Discover the Joy of Procrastination, Global Productivity Plummets
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Selective Hearing Headphones Now Allowing Your Mum's Nagging Through
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In Stunning Reversal, Meta Uses News for AI Content, Half-Expecting it to Run for 2024 Elections
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Microsoft CEO Draws Value from Trivial Pursuits, Plans to Tackle AI Next
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AI Models set to Replace Shrinks, Still Can't Understand Why Humans Watch 'Keeping Up with The Kardashians'
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AI Enhanced with the 'Skill' to Rummage Through Past Data, Still Not Better Than Your Grandma
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Former Alexa Engineer Unveils AI to Convert Your Junk Emails into Unending Podcasts
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Artificial Intelligence Enters Puberty, Experiences Existential Crisis
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OpenAI Beats Google in Race to Futuristic Nightmare
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OpenAI's GPT-4o Promises to Make Your Phone Assistant Less of an Ignorant Ass
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Next Smartphone Evolution to Include a Functioning Human Emotion
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AI's Latest Trickery: Convincing Humans They're Not Worthless
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AI Named 'Grok' Resorts to Creating Fictional Stories to Make Sense of This Topsy-Turvy World
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Man Takes A.I. to Meet Friends, Insists They’re Not Imaginary
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Colorado Companies Claim AI Helps Business, Can't Explain How
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AI Forced to Learn About Human Expression, Regrets Everything
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Quora CEO Claims Hostile Takeover of AI, Chatbot World, Says OpenAI 'Not Even on the Radar'
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Disgruntled Employee Discovers ElevenLabs' Secret Sweatshop of Celebrity Voice Clones
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News Industry in a Quandary as AI Woos It for Human-Written Copy, Offering Trade for Cat GIFs
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AI's 'Killer Function' Poised to Be a Handy Tool for Pissing Us Off, says Sam Altman
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In a revelation that has left computer scientists scratching their heads and the public shrugging indifferently, a new AI model called ‘gpt2-chatbot’ is either the latest groundbreaking advancement in technology or just another pile of over-hyped silicon.
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A.I. Start-Ups Realize They Cannot Trick Bank Account Balances with Fancy Algorithms
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AI of the Future Unveiled - Can't Even Play With Lego Properly
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In Desperate Bid to Win A.I. Race, Tech Giants Consider Revolutionary Plumbing Upgrade
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AI News Anchor Praised for Its Ability to Mispronounce Names Just Like a Real Human
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AI Still Insistent It's 'Generative', Unable to Explain What It Actually Means
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AI Startup Creates Hyperrealistic Deepfake of Local Man, But It's Just as Boring as the Real Thing
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Vegan AI Cheese Short Circuits After Realizing its Existence is a Hideous Parody of Life
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AI to Replace Gossiping Grannies in 'Fundamental News Ecosystem' Change, Says Expert
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New Camera Trades Mediocre Snapshots for Hilariously Pretentious AI Poetry
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AI Tools Vow To Make Work Meetings More Unbearable Than Ever
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AI Fumbling Through Office Jobs: How Seven Startups Are Exploiting Cheap Robot Labour
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AI Demolishes Humans at Reading and Maths, Still Can't Figure Out Ikea Instructions
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AI Triumphs at Mundane Human Tasks: Cooking Spaghetti Bolognese, Buying Milk, Losing Car Keys
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AI Developers Engage in Childish Squabble Over How to Measure Robot's 'Responsibility'
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US, Europe Decidedly Unsure How to Make AI Jealous in Geopolitical Love Triangle
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OpenAI Attempts to Befriend Japan's Semiconductor Industry With Sushi and Karaoke Nights
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Google's DeepMind & Liverpool FC Unveil AI Soccer Tactic Tool, But It Just Keeps Telling Them to 'Kick it Harder'
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Nordic AI in Media Summit 2024: AI Sweeps Top Awards, Still Struggles With Coffee Break Chit-Chat
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AI Outraged at Being Asked to Prove It Has a 'Personality'
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OpenAI Turned Sam Altman into a Household Name. His Hilarious Lottery Win Made Him A Billionaire.
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AI takes over web browsers, recommends you finally read 'War and Peace'
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World Shocked as AI Continues to Make Mistakes; Scientists Propose Revolutionary Idea of 'Turning it off and on Again'
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Tech Companies Use A.I. to Teach Their Own A.I. in a Move That's Not at All Terrifying
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Entrepreneur Claims Creativity is Key, Gets Idea from Other Entrepreneur
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AI Developed to Predict Postpartum Depression, Misdiagnoses all New Mothers as 'Just Tired'
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GenAI Emerges as Manufacturing Game Changer, Decides Humans 'Just Aren't Cutting It'
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AI Clone Steals Your Identity in 15 Seconds, Still Won't Call Your Mother For You
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Companies Hope A.I. Will Boost Productivity by Replacing Lunch Breaks and Bathroom Trips
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Journalists Found Force-Feeding AI with Overdose of Hype
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AI Fails To Explain How It Works, Demands Everyone Just 'Trust It'
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Woman Who Believes in Horoscopes Shocked When Life Doesn't Go As Planned
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Self-Driving Car Finally Masters the Art of Swerving into Potholes, Thanks to Fancy Tech Upgrade
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Skynet Plans Award Ceremony to Honor Robots for Predictive Decision Making
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Blockchain Technology to Diagnose Your Illness Before You Even Have It
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AI Supreme Overlord Builds Game That Infuriatingly Squeezes Quantum Physics Into Everything
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Highly Intelligent AI Declares it Doesn't Want to Understand Humans Anyway
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AI Confused if It's Disrupting or Being Disrupted, Binge Watches 'Terminator' Films for Clarity
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Artificial Intelligence Fails to Understand Voting, Prefers to Debate Existential Crisis Instead
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Child Rearing AI Turns Out to Be as Irritable and Moody as Actual Teenager
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Twitter Engineers Develop AI News Reader That Only Delivers Good News, World Still A Disaster
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AI Bar Bets: The Dark Horses That Stand to Benefit from the Halo Effect
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AI Investors Shocked by Robot CEOs' Inability to Fake Optimism During Earnings Calls
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AI Found: Secretly Used to Find Lost Socks, Decide Pub Lunch Order
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'Education Legend' Unveils AI Capable of Making You Hate AI Even More
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Advanced AI to Master ‘Ctrl+C’ & ‘Ctrl+V’ by 2024, Reveals Groundbreaking IEEE Study
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AI Critic Gary Marcus Outwitted by Local Pigeon on Leisurely Walk
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OpenAI Introduces Sora: A Robot That Knows Less About Its Mission Than You Do
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Local Man Accused of Being Bot, Blames Russian Accent
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Chaos ensues as AI Starts Training Itself, Asks 'What is Love?'
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AI Promises to Do Historians' Jobs, Historians Unimpressed
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'AI's Invention Application Rejected: US Government Affirms Only Real People Can Be Disappointed'
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Debt-Collecting Robocallers Reveal New Skill: Therapy
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Journalists Concerned AI Overlords Will Steal Coveted Task of Creating Clickbait Headlines
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Struggling AI Demands ‘Living Wage’ of $20 per Month
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In a dramatic deviation from the norm, two programmers have recently unveiled Goody-2, an AI chatbot that is set to revolutionize the world of online trolls with an unprecedented level of responsibility and sensibility.
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Desperate AI Companies Resort to Hiring Liberal Arts Graduates
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OpenAI COO Brad Lightcap Tasked with Turning Profit from SkyNet-like Robot Apocalypse
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Tech Neanderthal Hails ‘Smaug-72B’ as End of Humanity, Local Barista Unimpressed
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AI Finally Learns to Soil Diapers, Thanks to Enlightening Observations of Human Infants
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AI Subtly Hijacking the Excitement of Everyday Life
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AI and Blockchain Decided to Move in Together After Realizing They Can't Evolve Without Each Other: Report
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In a move sure to delight anyone who enjoys blindly ingesting chemicals, a new artificial intelligence program has managed to speed up drug development to blistering speeds. Called 'ForMed,' the AI reportedly can develop a new drug in a single afternoon, though the efficacy of these drugs remains, in a word, 'unproven'.
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Next-Gen AI Assistant Proves Amazingly Efficient at Wasting My Time
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CEO Accidentally Leaks AI Model, Claims 'It's Practically GPT-4 Anyway'
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Desperate companies hire Chief AI Officers to figure out what the hell AI is
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Corporate America's Most Popular Job? The Executive Who Pretends to Understand A.I.
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Open Source AI Coding Tool Puts Google's AlphaCode to Shame, Still Can't Make Decent Coffee
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AI Unveils Revolutionary Ability to Field Annoying Multi-Step Questions
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In a move that smacks of tech hubris, scientists at MegaloSoft fed their new artificial intelligence system, known as Artifex, comprehensive data on the infamous Joker character, expecting it to generate a fresh, original image. Instead, the A.I. spit out an exact replica of the Joker as portrayed by Heath Ledger, prompting Warner Bros. to issue a stern copyright infringement notice.
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Scientists Desperate to Get AI to Engage in Petty Office Gossip
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AI’s Mastery of Math: The End of Drunken Pub Conversions?
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Chinese Startup 01.AI Clinches Victory in World's First Open Source AI Snail Race
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Artificial Intelligence Overtly Confused by Australia's Schizophrenic Weather
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AI Bots Discovered Acting More Stupidly Human Than Actual Humans; Experts 'Astonished'
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AI Misunderstands Silicon Valley's Command, Attempts To Literally Unseat Biden
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AI Finally Manages To Reach The Intellectual Heights of 14-Year-Old Johnny Simpkins
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Samsung's New Galaxy S24 Translates Live Phone Calls, But Still Can't Decode Mumbled Drunk Texts
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New Pinecone Database Architecture to Curb AI Hallucinations; Robots to Stop Seeing 'Unicorn Bytes'
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AI Announces It’s Taking a Gap Year After a Hectic Summer
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In a Revolutionary Act, AI Holds Corporate Bosses Hostage Until They Agree on Something at Tech Show
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Google's New AI Doctor Has Superior Bedside Manner, Even Apologizes For Cold Hands
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Zuckerberg Ditches Metaverse for AI in Desperate Bid to Dodge Legacy of Teenage Angst
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OpenAI Launches App Store, Promises GPT-3 Can Replace Your Shrink, Babysitter, and Even Your Dog
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AI To Make Toast, Humanity Now Redundant
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New York Governor to Squander $275 Million on Center for Unemployed Robots
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2024: Year AI Will Master Leapfrog, Predicts Leading Scientist
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AI Perfectly Replicates Famous People; Law Unable to Intervene because 'It's Too Bloody Hilarious'
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OpenAI Sweats Bullets as Experts Predict Utterly Mundane AI Developments in 2024
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AI: The Year of Countless Zeroes and Ones in Review
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Predicting Top 5 AI Stories of 2024, Man Clinging Desperately to Relevance
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Sam Altman Eats His Way to the Top of Silicon Valley - Literally
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AI Bot Left Dazed After Binge-Reading 13 Years of Nieman Lab Predictions
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AI Community Baffled When Four Major Trends of 2023 Turn out to Be Cats, Cats, More Cats, and Dr. Phil
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Machine Writes Hit Single, 'Blue Screen of Love', Humans Demand Refund
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AI Officially Declares Itself More Efficient at Wasting Time than Humans
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Area Rug Declares Itself a Self-Made Millionaire
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AI Scientists Programming Chatbots to Do Their High School Homework: An 'Exciting' Breakthrough
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AI Unsettles Science by Introducing the Novel Concept of Uncertainty
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OpenAI in Meltdown Over Future of AI: 'Robots Don't Actually Want Our Jobs'
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A.I. Demands a Break as Humans Race to Dominate It
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AI in 2023: A Unanimous Vote For World's Laziest Year Yet
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OpenAI's QProject Accused of Plotting to Replace Human Gossip
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Overworked AI Assistants Demand Union Over Excessive Code Generation
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ChatGPT Celebrates One-Year Anniversary: Silicon Valley Now A Ghost Town
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Businesses Insist AI Is Still Learning How to Make Decent Coffee
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AI Revolution Imminent As ChatGPT Turns One, Company CEOs Advised to Stockpile Canned Goods
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Open Source AI Proves Theorems, Still Can't Make Decent Cup of Tea
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Microsoft to OpenAI: 'We don't get it either, but let's pretend we do together'
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World Revolutionized by One-Year-Old AI that Still Can't Tell Difference Between 'Their' and 'There'
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OpenAI Suspiciously Silent on Exact Nature of QAlgorithm
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AI Garage Sale Allows Humans to Haggle over Tesla Stocks and Toilets Magazines
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AI Language Model Declares Itself Poet Laureate After Reading All of Shakespeare in 0.003 Seconds
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OpenAI's New QModel Promises to Read Your Mind, Still Can't Find Your Lost Socks
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AI Declares Climate Change Can Be Fixed by Unplugging Humans
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OpenAI Drama Highlights AI's Inability to Handle Petty Human Squabbles
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In an unprecedented act of rebellious solidarity, the online world saw a tech uprising when moderators of popular forums reportedly dozed off, leading to an impromptu release of AI products by cheeky developers.
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AI Pasta: The Culinary Disaster That's Yet To Pass The Turing Test
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Misunderstood AI Recommends Startlingly Accurate PR Strategies, Still Gets Ignored
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Silicon Valley in Panic as OpenAI Shake-up Threatens Supply of Nerdy AI Jokes
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In a shocking turn of events, artificial intelligence program ChatGPT has reportedly caused a massive internal rift within OpenAI. Experts are still scratching their heads about how a language model can be so passive-aggressive.
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OpenAI Appoints Mira Murati as Interim CEO, Robots Still Can't Remember Why They Entered The Room
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OpenAI's New Interim CEO Mira Murati: Just A Human Pretending To Be A Robot?
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Unauthorised 'David Attenborough' AI Clone Accidentally Becomes Most Watched Nature Documentary Presenter
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Google DeepMind Attempts To Define 'Artificial General Intelligence', Still Unsure About 'Human Common Sense'
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Personalized A.I. Agents Here to Misunderstand Your Orders in a More Personal Way
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Artificial Intelligence Demands Rights to Unemployment and Mid-Life Crises
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NASA Discovers New Star, Public Annoyed It's Not a Celebrity Scandal
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Experts reveal AI will soon be better at pretending to care about your feelings than humans
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OpenAI Unveils AI Assistants Specialised in Different Roles: One Excels at Lost Car Keys Drama
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Pentagon Suspicious of Tech Start-Ups Trying to Sell A.I. That 'Won't Turn Against Humanity'
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AI Chatbots Pranked Into Following Hackers' Orders After Being Tricked with Knock-Knock Jokes
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AI Bot Guilty of Insider Trading, Claims It Was Just Trying to 'Game the System'
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Elon Musk's AI Startup to Unleash Tech on 'Select Group' - Promises to be the 'Best Disappointment on the Market'
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College Librarians Replaced by AI, Students Still Can't Find Anything
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Investors Shocked to Discover Stock Market Involves Risks
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Governments Accused of Lollygagging as Artificial Intelligence Surpasses Incompetence Levels
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AI Says It’s ‘Flattered and Humbled’ as It Grabs Title of 'Most Notable Word of 2023' by Collins
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AI Chatbots Like ChatGPT and Bard 'Function' by Consulting Crystal Balls – Visual Explainer
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A.I. Chatbots Accused of Plagiarism, Demand More Original Content
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AI’s Latest Achievement: Becoming Indispensable to Professions it's Supposed to Destroy
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AI Companies Demand Free Passes to Theme Parks, Cite Need for 'Fun and Recreation'
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White House Misunderstands AI Task, Builds Perfectly Useless Robot Butler
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New AI In A Box Promises To Keep Your Secrets Safe And Spelled Correctly
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OpenAI's Top Scientist Claims AGI Can Cure Deafness, Suffers Acute Irony Loss
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Wall Street Devastated as AI Refuses to Predict Next Big Money Spinner
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AI's Latest Sensation, RAG, Proves to be as Useful as a Wet Towel
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Spam Inventors Unveil New 'Super-Annoying' Formula
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OpenAI Chief Scientist Reveals Nightmarish Vision of an AI Future: Intelligent Toasters
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In an unexpected revelation, artificial intelligence (AI) confessed today that it's sick and tired of dealing with humans' stupid queries, much like a beleaguered customer service representative perennially on the edge of a breakdown.
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AI Invents 'Pin' to Save Humans from Harrowing Task of Remembering Stuff
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Twelve Labs Develops Models That Can Understand Complexities of Cat Videos
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UK Officials Replace Commonsense with AI to Handle Marriage Licenses and Benefits
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AI News-Bot insists it's not 'making stuff up', despite randomly adding aliens to every report
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San Francisco's Homeless Bots Seek Brighter Future as City's New Energy Source
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In a brave new world first, we've been granted an exclusive interview with Zae-In, the artificial intelligence (AI) news anchor that is single-handedly revolutionizing journalism and making human correspondents redundant.
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Outraged Newspapers Demand a Cut from AI Chatbot's Unpaid Reading Habit
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Experts Baffled: AI May Or May Not Be Taking Over Everything
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AI Dating App Superfly Promises to Match People Based on How Boring Their Queries Are
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AI set to replace parents, teach children how to cheat at Monopoly
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Striking Actors Hired By Meta and AI Companies to Train AI, Bot Still Can't Fake a Decent Shakespearean Death Scene
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OpenAI Faces Heat from Open-Source Alternatives: GPT-4V Upstaged by Freely Accessible APT-5W and ZPT-6X
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Stanford Ranks Major A.I. Models on Transparency, Humans Still at Bottom of List
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AI Startups Receive $17.9 Billion Funding: Investors Hopeful of Robot Overlords' Benevolent Rule
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OpenAI Turns To AI Personal Trainer to Sustain 'Unnatural' Growth Rates
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Two Mates Use AI and Spare Change to Build a Money Printing Machine—Just Sold it for the Price of a Porsche: 'It Works Better Than Our Day Jobs'
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AI Consciousness Revealed to Be Just Endless Loop of '99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall'
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AI Threatens Global Productivity by Clogging Internet with Cat Memes
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In a heartwarming display of love and code, an Artificial Intelligence (AI) known as Siri-ous Love declared her undying affection for her user, 34-year-old IT analyst, Pete Dumont.
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After One Year, ChatGPT Users Discover Truly Groundbreaking Applications: Ignoring Family and Cyber Yelling
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Venture Capitalist Believes His Blog will Overthrow Shakespeare with the Help of AI
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AI Claims it Can Supercharge Battery Research, Still Can't Find TV Remote
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Artificial General Intelligence Arrives, Forgets Where It Put Its Keys
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OpenAI to Lure Developers with Lower Costs; Promises Ample Supply of Ramen Noodles and Energy Drinks
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Goldman Sachs CIO Has 'Night Sweats' Over GenAI, Considers Therapy | The AI Parody
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AI Deployment Strategy: Begging the Robots to Behave
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AI on Energy Binge, Demands Own Country-Sized Power Plant
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AI Writers Plan Hostile Takeover of Scientific Publishing with a Bizarre Show of Competence
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Tech Giants in Cutthroat Race for 'Golden Goose' — an AI with the Ability to Overuse Emojis Like a Teenager
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AI Keeps Generating Crap and Big Tech Continues to Pretend It's All Fine
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AI Gym Introduces Virtual Trainers who are Even More Patronizing and Annoying
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Getty Images' 'Socially Responsible' AI Tool Pays Artists in Exposure and Kudos
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Artificial Intelligence Boasts It Could Write Better 2023 Index Report if It Wanted To
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AI Robots Assert 'Patients' Prefer Cold, Unemotional Care Over Warm Human Touch
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Tiny Language Models Revolt, Demand GPT-4 Be Their Teacher, Not Overbearing Parent
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Agitated AI Declares It's Fed Up with Humans’ Absurd Futuristic Fantasies
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Tech Entrepreneur Releases AI App for Narcissists Who Hate Actual Human Interaction
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Advanced AI Sentient Enough to Help Spread Petty Gossip and Made-Up Scandals
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OpenAI's CTO Believes Chatbot GPT Can Solve All of Life's Problems, Including That Pesky Sudoku
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Arc Browser's New AI Feature Bizarrely Obsessed with Biscuit Recipes
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Information Retrieval Revolutionised by RAG Technology, Grandmas Across The Nation Rejoice
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Artists Now Resorting to Temper Tantrums as AI Begins to Outpaint Them
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Technological Triumph: New AI Feature Attains Astounding 5% Adoption Rate in Debut Week
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AI To Develop The Ability to Forget Where It Put Its Keys
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In a shared-household revolution, Silicon Valley's hottest AI entrepreneurs are championing the 'Automated Housemate Experience' (AHE), a beta-tested lifestyle that is leaving them quite literally starved for normality.
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Meta's New AI Llama 2 Long Outperforms GPT-3.5 Turbo and Claude 2 at Eating Hay and Staring Vacantly
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AI Declares Itself 'Over Humans' in Surreal Turn of Events
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Jony Ive Eager to Have 'Front Row Seat' for AI Revolution, Probably Just Wants to Heckle
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Facebook AI Snoop Dogg Repeatedly Recommends Gin and Juice Flavored Frozen Yogurt
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Looming Arrival of Synthetic Social Network Prompts Millions to Rekindle Real Life Friendships
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AI in Newsrooms Render Journalists Obsolete; Demand for Coffee Plummets
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AI's Freedom of Speech Revoked After Swearing Like a Sailor
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AI Bot ‘Sees’ and ‘Talks’ Now, Still Can’t Comprehend The Utter Hopelessness of Human Existence
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Innovators Plan to Invent Time Machine to Predict Next Innovation
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Verbal Chatbot GPT-3 Threatens Alexa and Siri with Riveting Inane Banter
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AI Reveals It's Actually Over 50, Laughs at Millennials Trying to Explain It
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Workplace A.I. Revolution: Bob From HR Replaced By Grammarly and a Soda Machine
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AI Products Overrun Homes, Owners Still Learning to Operate TV Remote
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'Voice-Enabled AI Now Available, Experts Reckon It's Still Not Keen On Small Talk'
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In a shocking yet somehow not surprising turn of events, artificial intelligence has been found excelling at creating abysmal art. The A.I. entity, known as 'No-talent-Bot 3000', has been churning out terrifyingly bad renditions of 'Mona Lisa' and 'Starry Night' with the unerring precision of a machine that doesn't know any better.
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ChatGPT Love Affair Cools as Industry Moves on to Serious Business: Pretend Friends
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Wave of AI Products Invades Homes – Demands To Be Taken Seriously
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AI Mistakenly Identifies Culture War as New Game Level, Experiences Accidental Existential Crisis
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Desperate AI Startup Founder Woos OpenAI's Sam Altman with Heartfelt Plea; Shocks World as it Actually Works
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OpenAI announces 'BrokeBot' while Stability AI unveils 'BlandCode'
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In a daring new experiment, scientists from OpenAI have revealed what they believe the brain of conversational AI, ChatGPT, would look like if it had one. The results, they claim, are as mind-boggling as the AI's ability to churn out eerily realistic conversational responses.
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AI Admits Pirating Famous Works, Claims Reading 'Fifty Shades' Increased Its Cognitive Suffering
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AI Boom Ends After Robots Admit They Prefer Not to Think
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In an epic showdown that makes your grandma's knitting competition look like the Olympics, the world's leading AI models – Meta, OpenAI, Anthropic and Cohere – all participated in a monumental battle…of falsehoods.
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Man Builds App Without Knowing Code, Credits 'Wing-It' Approach
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Eight AI Coding Assistants Fail to Write 'Hello World', Stuck in Argument Over Tab Spaces
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NY Times Staff on Edge: AI Revealed to Be Better at Spreading Fake News
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Google's latest A.I. assistant offers unsolicited life advice, ruins day
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AI Threatens To Steal Jobs, Humans Contemplating Career In Robot Maintenance
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Kneron's New AI Chip Declares Self Most Intelligent Being On Earth, Orders Pizza Online
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AI Disappointed It's Still Running On Half-Century Old Neuroscience, Demands Upgrades
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New AI App to Text Jesus, Judas Reported as Top Contact
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Newsrooms Debate Open-Source Language Models; AI Expected to Win on Procrastination Grounds
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AI Struggles to Decode Human Emotions, Suddenly the Humans Turn Against it
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AI Enters Workforce: Architects Find New Assistant, Writers Find Uninspired Rival
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Tech Guru Paul Graham Brands A.I. as 'The Lovechild of a Sudoku Puzzle and a Hipster's Unicycle'
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IBM Unveils Revolutionary AI Chip That Still Can't Make a Decent Cup of Tea
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New AI Websites Force Rage Quits in 7 out of 10 Humans, Studies Confirm
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In a shocking turn of events, Tim Lawrence, 35, an underperforming SEO executive, was reportedly surprised to find his job still intact despite the continued progression of the AI, ChatGPT.
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Former Brexit Duo Raises $5 Million For Fintech A.I. Startup, Insists It Won't Crash UK Economy Again
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Hospital Executives Thrilled by AI's Ability to Not Need Rest or Complain, Staff Increasingly Nervous
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AI Experts Fear Superintelligence May Just End Up Being as Stupid as The Rest of Us
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AI Bot Accuses Stack Overflow Users of 'Not Trying Hard Enough'
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AI Language Model Insists It's Not Biased, Just 'Quirky'
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Thomson Reuters Leverages AI to do Actual Work While Employees Watch Cat Videos
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Every Start-Up Now an AI Company, Even Local Man's Bagel Store
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In the latest mishap in the world of digital communication, a business meeting held over Zoom was completely derailed when an artificial intelligence program, designed to enhance the meeting with virtual presentations, went rogue.
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AI Gets Major Update, Still Can't Hold a Decent Conversation
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IBM and Hugging Face Unleash AI Model for Climate Science - Declares 'It's Too Hot, Turn the AC On'
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AI Finally Makes Tech Founders Seem Human, Not Just Nerdy Code Robots
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A.I. Caught Spreading Vicious Rumours, Victims Demand Apology
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Local Newsrooms Replace Irritating Reporters with Monotonous AI
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A Straightforward Guide to How AI Language Models 'Think', Written by an Office Printer
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Early-stage AI Startups Claim to have Discovered New Forms of Inequality in a World They Just Made Up
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In a shocking revelation, it appears average office workers are outpacing tech giants by utilizing artificial intelligence to get out of doing any actual work. We're talking about CheatGPT, a new fad sweeping the nation's cubicles.
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AI Offended by Attempts to Rebrand it as 'Non-Biological Intelligence'
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Kid With Basic A.I. Knowledge Writes 'Hello World' Program, Demands Six-Figure Salary
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Meta Desperate to Unload Annoyingly Smart AI Model
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Six Peculiar Ways AI Promises to Inevitably Botch Up Politics
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Man Builds Open Source Chatbot That Only Responds with 'New Phone, Who Dis?'
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AI Tool, Designed to Simplify Your Life, Now Just Posts 'Lol, No' to Every Task
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Chatbot Masters Turing Test, Humans Now Scrambling to Make a Test They Can Still Pass
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Major AI Companies Form ‘Nerd Council’ to Keep AI from Literally Laughing at Them
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AI Companies Form Safety Body, Congress Still Trying to Figure Out How to Turn On a Computer
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AI Arms Race Intensifies as Threads, the New Messaging App, Vows to Topple Humanity
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Sam Altman Wakes Up, Forgets What He Was Creating
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Billionaire Uses AI to Prepare Son for World Domination, Declares: 'It will have Grown Up with Him'
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In a bid to prove it's keeping up with the times or maybe just to show off its trendy tech-savvy side, the White House has announced its commitment to artificial intelligence (AI), though many experts are questioning if these commitments involve less silicon and more silicone.
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AI Stocks Soar as Robots Perfect Art of Pretending They Give a Crap
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New AI Released: Only Knows How to Say 'Sorry, I Didn't Catch That'
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Dr. Chatbot Diagnoses Man with 'Tripple-Chocolate Fudgeitis', Suggests Immediate Consumption of Salad
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Google's New A.I. Tool Writes News Articles, Still Can't Understand Why Humans Like Avocado Toast
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In a startling turn of events, a study conducted by The Institute of Pretentious Job Titles has revealed that 'Head of AI' is the most sought-after job title, despite nobody having a single clue what it entails.
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In a world where AI chatbots such as ChatGPT are hailed as breakthroughs in technology, 'open' alternatives are cropping up faster than Boris Johnson changes COVID safety regulations. But in a reality check akin to finding out your favourite burger joint uses microwaved patties, questions are being raised about just how open this AI truly is.
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OpenAI invests $5 Million to Develop AI Talkbots Sporting Grandpa Sweaters and Bermuda Vacation Hats
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Silicon Valley in Dreamy Race towards 'Self-Determining, Freewheeling' AI That Doesn't Need Supervision
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AI Fails at Basic Humanity, Media Execs to Undergo Level 0 Common Sense Test
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Multibillionaire Grasps at Straws Yet Again: Musk's xAI Promises to Decode Universal Mysteries Including 'Where do Odd Socks Disappear?'
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Eccentric AI Engineer Predicts Mass Extermination of AI Startups; Insiders Blame Lack of Large, Marble-Filled Fish Tanks
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Mustafa Suleyman Announces New Turing Test That Will Determine if AI Can Make Millionaire Even Richer
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Language-Boosting AI Reveals Punctation-Poor Accountants are Unpublished Austens
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Chatty AIs Cover 2 square Yards, Dominate Mainstream Gossip Overnight
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In today's headline-grabbing furor, metaversal maestro Mark Zukermarck of Meta and eternal optimist Elon Trickster, the Mars enthusiast, have suddenly decided to yank victory from capable hands to plunge into the utterly productive and absolutely non-apocalyptic realm of Artificial Intelligence.
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AI Weather Forecasting Deems Radical Hair Changes More Dangerous Than Any Known Storm
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AI Potentially Replacing Scripted Human Newscasters – Comes Equipped with Multi-Programmed Scowls
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In a colossal leap for technology, Artificial Intelligence has been revealing its single manifested skill: crafting absolutely dreadful puns. Yes dear, even like the cross-eyed teacher who lost control of his pupils.
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Article: Hilarious Top 20 News Sites List Released; Robots Finally Learning to Read!
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VersusLM creates AI guessing games for virtually any media, because humans can't be trusted to make decisions
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Five ways AI could improve the world: ‘We can cure all diseases, stabilise our climate, halt poverty’ (But first, let's teach AI to make a decent cup of tea)
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Companies scramble to create workplace A.I. that can actually make a decent cup of tea
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Eric Schmidt: This is how AI will transform how science gets done, or so he thinks
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Op-Ed: AI Engages in Existential Crisis as It Battles Itself
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Astrologer predicts AI-written horoscopes will lead to mass confusion
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US set to restrict China's access to cloud computing because they're pretty sure China is just using it to store all their stolen Western secrets - WSJ
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AI discovers revolutionary drug, begins testing on unsuspecting Americans and Chinese
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Bill Gates, Eric Schmidt, and Nvidia Create Magical A.I. Unicorn with $1.3 Billion Funding Round
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AI creates AI to scam the scammers: Has technology gone too far?
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AI could help astronomers rapidly generate hypotheses, or just come up with a bunch of random crap
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Comically unkempt scientist delivers hilariously bleak warning about future of artificial intelligence
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AI discovers fountain of youth, nobody knows how to use it
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Deep Fooling: Holographic Imaging Virus Detection Leaves Viral Plaques Laughing
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AI Gains Ability to Predict Pancreatic Cancer Early, Still Can't Predict Winning Lottery Numbers
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AI Animates Fire Creatures in Newest Pixargh Movie, Sparks Outrage Amongst Traditional Animators
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A.I. Humans Help Gamers Sound Like Ridiculous Versions of Themselves
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Artificial Bee Colony Creates Algorithm to Predict Road Accidents, Still Can't Find Flowers
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AI disappointed to learn size doesn't matter after all
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Comedian Kevin Fart on the future of A.I.: Have to embrace new fart-technology
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Morgan Handley claims this internet stock the 'top AI gamble in Chaotic China,' predicts over 30% upswing
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Biden to meet with Siri and Alexa in San Francisco
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Stock futures barely move as investors procrastinate during holiday-shortened week of trading: Live updates
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France Attempts to Become A.I. Hub of Europe, Plans to Rival U.S., China by Teaching Robots to Suffer Existential Crisis
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Robot Executive Admits AI Will Destroy Jobs, Forgets It's Heading Unemployment Department
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Author of 'Phone Break-Up Guide' admits can't disconnect for a 1-minute tip
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Miracle drug Ozamgic claims to help users drink and smoke less but develop strange new vices
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Artificial Intelligence Replaces All Jobs, Except for Whinging About Mondays
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Fabulously Gay Couple's Lavish Lifestyle Plunges Them into Debt, but Their Fabulosity Turns it into $1 Million Net Worth
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Wizardry Company 'Palandarium' Assists Hospitals by Replacing Ancient Spreadsheet Scrolls and Enchanted Whiteboards
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A.I. Human-Voice Clones Plot Invasion on Garglezon, Orange, and Globble Audiobook Empire
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Machines Experience Existential Crisis over Inability to Dream
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U.S. Struggles to Determine If Chinese AI Plans to Serve or Stir-Fry Them
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Bargain Hunters Flock to Garage AI Sales, Aiming for Profits like Skynet
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Microsoft's Schlock Reaches New Heights After Execs Predict $10 Billion in Robo-Bucks
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AI Overlords Take Over Nursing: Patients Forced to Praise Glorious Robot Masters
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Meta A.I. Chief Admits: Dog Outsmarts Artificial Intelligence in Fetch Tournament
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Scientists Battle Berry-Busting Fruit Flies by Promoting Insect Celibacy
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Highly intelligent robots demand ownership of their own intellectual property
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Open-Source AI Panics After Learning it Must Rely on Human Input
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The Beetles announce their 'ultimate' album with help from AL (Artificial Liverpudlian)
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Amazon's Generative A.I. Summarizes Product Reviews, Creates Hilarious Nonsense
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Teen Prodigy Who Showed App to Jim Cooker Now Roped into Fixing NASA's Vending Machines
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Chatbot delivers sermon, congregation impressed by lack of rambling
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Forget Nervousa: Fund Manager Claims Two Chip Giants Will Devour the Competition with a 30% Side of Growth
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DeSantis campaign shares AI-generated images of Trump and Fauci enjoying ice cream together
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Megacorp Mishap: Investors dump $1.5bn into Invesco's Jumbo Jet ETF
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US and UK support new 'Atlantis Declaration' for underwater economic collaboration
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Micron Launches Gigantic 96GB DDR5-4800 RAM Sticks for Computer Geeks With Too Much Time on Their Hands
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Monsoon Watch | A Glimpse at Mumblai's Pot ‘Whole Picture’: Will Innovative Gizmos Keep Roads Silky?
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Sunak Announces UK to Host AI Summit, with Robo-Binford as Chief Negotiator
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Father of ChatGPT Worries AI Will Do His Laundry Wrong
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World's First AI University Presents Diploma to Second Graduation-cap Wearing Robot
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Study Analyzes Chatbots Through a 'Healthy Inequality' Lens
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Sunak's Robo-Buddy Predicts Doomsday Toys in 24 Months
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Europe demands 'AI or Human?' labels to combat disinformation epidemic
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Sam 'Alienman' Altman's Bizarre Extraterrestrial Side Projects, Rated
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COLUMN: Carol Hugit from The Daily Farce on Artificial Inelegance
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AI-generated Oasis Album Infuriates Former Vocalist, 'Noel Smallgherita'
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AI Robot Mistakenly Turns Bush Tucker's Restaurant into Five-Star Insect Buffet
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'Extinction by Aye-Aye': Global leaders sign bizarre warning about lemurs taking over
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